Sunday, August 07, 2011

No Tooth Fairy?

Ok, I had a tooth pulled by the dentist yesterday so I figured I was due a visit from the tooth fairy, right? No tooth fairy, no clean house fairy, no vac wash and wax my car fairy, not even an incubus (demon or fairy, it's a perspective thing) could be bothered for a little something something on a Saturday night.

Oh my!

Oh gosh. I guess you learn something every day. On my way to visit Daddy this afernoon, hubby had to stop at the gas station on the corner of Meridian and Oakwood, the one where I spotted the prostitute in handmade thong blue jeans. Today I could just kick myself for not pulling my camera out in time.

Parked next to me was an older model, jungle green Blazer with a brand of tires I had never seen before, Kumho Road Venture. No kidding. A woman got out of the vehicle about the time hubby was walking up to the door and he held the door for her. When he returned the Blazer had already left but I couldn't resist mentioning the tires and asked him who in their right mind would be riding around on a set like that (other than a ho of course).

He informed me that actually, he knew the woman. Of course he does. He said she's a bartender at the Copper Top Bar across the street and she's a dike. Well of course. Now we know.

Because I missed the opportunity to photograph the tires myself, I looked them up. Here they are. Kumho!